伙计们，我是kbla上的冲浪山姆。 Hey, gang, it's surf Sam on kbla.
离1965年万圣节之夜只有几个小时了。 We 're just hours away from Halloween night, 1965.
哦，我看到好莱坞骑士们的聚会，塔比的汽车电影院，今晚要开了。 Oh, I see that the hangout for the Hollywood knights, tubby's drive-in, is coming down tonight.
伙计们，别沮丧。记住: Fellas, don't get bummed out. Remember:
有大麻的朋友才是真正的朋友。 A friend with weed is a friend indeed.
3点29分，海滩男孩时间。 3:29, beach boys time.
天啊，她看到了。太好了。 Man, she saw it. That's great.
嘿，你在那边干什么? Hey, what are you doing over there?
我在做艾斯纳医生的新面部练习。 I'm doing Dr. Eisner's new facial exercises.
哦，太棒了。它能让你的皮肤循环。它让你保持年轻。 Oh, it's wonderful. It keeps your skin circulating. It keeps you young.
太棒了。这是一只熊狮。你去: It's great. It's a bear-lion. You go:
啊。嗯。啊。 Aah. Mmm. Aah.
那不会把你的皮肤绷得很紧吗?哦，不，是发行量。太棒了。 Doesn't that stretch your skin out? Oh, no, it's circulation. It's great.
它让你年轻，青春，美丽。 It keeps you young and youthful, gorgeous.
我要把我的泳衣系在椅子上。 I'm gonna tie my bathing suit here to the chair.
但我不知道你为什么要这么做。 But I don't know why you're doing that.
上次我这么做的时候，我的奶子…它们剥落得太厉害了，我的罩杯从b码变成了a码。 You know, last time I did that, my tits got... they peeled so much I went from a size b cup to an a.
那是什么声音? What's that clicking noise?
-你听到了。-这是相机。 - You hear it. - It's a camera.
-相机!-你这个小讨厌鬼! - Camera! - You little creep!
-那是什么?你在做什么?-相机!相机! - What is that? What are you doing? - Camera! Camera!
你疯了吗? What are you, crazy?
我要告你非法侵入! I'll sue you for trespassing!
克拉克，这里有几个喜欢吓唬老太太的派对小子。 Clark, we got a couple of party boys here that love to scare old ladies.
你不用在苏格兰场工作也知道这事。 You don't have to work for Scotland yard to know about this.
一个土豆吗?上周局长车的排气管里有这个。 A potato? This was in the tailpipe of the chief's car last week.
-趴下!-克拉克，看看这是什么 - Get down! - Clark, look what we got here.
空鸡蛋盒。这说明什么了吗? Empty egg carton. That tell you anything?
你们在做煎蛋卷吗?你笑什么呢? You boys making omelets? What are you laughing at, huh?
你知道我现在想对你做什么吗，新炸弹? You know what I'd like to do to you now, newbomb?
我想把你踢得屁滚尿流，这就是我想做的! I'd like to kick the crap out of you, that's what I'd like to do!
有什么问题，警官? What's the problem, officer?
我们已经处理好了，先生，非常感谢。一切都很好。 Oh, we got it taken care of, sir. Thank you very much. Everything's fine.
没有问题。 No problem.
这里有几个小混混，就这样。 Just got some punks out here, and that's it.
醒醒吧，荡妇。我想让你搞清楚一件事。 Wake up, bimbeau. I want you to get something straight.
我可不想让警监为了什么破汽车影院跟我没完没了。 I don't need the captain all over my butt about some rinky-dink drive-in.
帮我个忙，荡妇。不要使局势恶化。 Do me a favor, bimbeau. Don't aggravate the situation.
一切都在掌控之中，警长。这是好。 Everything's under control, sarge. It's okey-dokey.
另外，警长，事实上，如果那些小混蛋有谁出格了，我会亲自把他们踢得屁滚尿流。 Besides, sarge, as a matter of fact, if any of those little assholes get out of line, I'll personally kick the shit out of them.
这正是我们不想要的，荡妇。 That's exactly what we don't want, bimbeau.
汽车影院就要来了。 The drive-in's coming down.
他们明天就都走了。 They'll all be gone tomorrow.
我们不需要警察的暴行。明白了吗? We don't need police brutality. Got it?
听到了吗?正确的。是的。 Hear that? Right. Yeah.
宾博，那是什么鬼东西? Bimbeau, what in the hell is that?
不,不。这里! No, no. Here!
啊。啊。 Woo-hoo. Woo-hoo.
哦，不是那栋房子。那里的人很坏。 Oh, not that house. People have been bad there.
发黄!发黄! Mooning! Mooning!
卡曾伯格先生。绝对的。 Mooning, Mr. Katzenberg. Absolutely.
我们都和这些好莱坞骑士有过恶心的经历，我向你保证，今晚是好莱坞骑士们在比弗利山庄的最后一晚。 We've all had these disgusting experiences with these Hollywood knights, and I give you my word, tonight is the last night the Hollywood knights will ever be in Beverly Hills again.
这不是很棒吗?哦。 Isn't that wonderful? Oh.
我想代我丈夫杰克向你们所有人道歉。 I want to send my husband Jack's apologies to all of you.
他很抱歉今晚不能来。 He was real sorry he couldn't be here tonight.
总之，他稍后会在动员大会上颁奖，当然，我们会在舞会上见到他。嗯…他现在唱的是什么歌?,嗯…“提华纳出租车。”随着喇叭的鸣响， Anyway, he'll be at the pep rally later giving the awards, and of course, we'll see him at the dance. Well... What's the song he's got now? The, uh... "Tijuana taxi." With the horn honk,
最后的哔哔声。 the "beep, beep" at the end of it.
那是什么鬼东西? What the hell is that supposed to be?
那是流行音乐。 That's popular music.
"哔哔"里的故事哪里去了? Where the hell is the story in a "beep, beep"?
是的。告诉你什么是流行音乐…我知道流行音乐是什么。你不知道。 Yeah. Tell you what popular music is... I know what popular music is. You don't know.
我做的事。 I do.
从明天开始，今天将成为历史……胡说! Starting tomorrow, today will be history... Horseshit!
内文斯，厨房里有干扰的噪音。 Nevans, there's some distracting noise in the kitchen.
你能看到这是什么吗? Could you see what that is?
那是比佛利山警察局。 That's the Beverly Hills police department.
-他们和胡安妮塔在外面。——废话! - They're out there with juanita. - Bullshit!
照顾好它。 Take care of it.
我看看能不能让那些人安静下来。 I'll see if I can't quiet those people down.
不管怎样，小胖子免下车餐厅，这个我们社区的社会痼疾，现在是它在比弗利山庄的最后一晚了。 Anyway, tubby's drive-in, this social disease of our neighborhood, well, it's enjoying its last night of residence in Beverly Hills.
我知道你们都会很高兴的，因为我们所有的… I knew you'd all be pleased because all of our...
-谢谢。-一年后，这座美丽的办公大楼 - Thank you. - And one year from today, this beautiful office complex
会站在老胖子的免下车餐厅。 Will be standing in the old tubby's drive-ln's place.
我向你保证，你和你们其他人再也不用担心好莱坞骑士了。 I assure you that you and none of the rest of you have to worry about the Hollywood knights any longer.
我们不会再听到他们的消息了。 We won't be hearing from them again.
走，走，走! Go, go, go!
他们出去了ofâ -不好意思。胡安妮塔的忙。我去开门。 They're out ofâ- excuse me. Juanita's busy. I'll get the door.
它很好。不，真的，我…好吧。我们都会明白的。为什么不呢? It's fine. No, really, I... Well, all right. We'll both get it. Why not?
我需要你。 I need you.
看。往后站。往后站。妮娃! Watch it. Stand back. Stand back. Nevans!
得到它!把它拿出来! Get it! Get it out!
这是狗屎!你身上全是狗屎! It's dog shit! It's dog shit all over you!
弗里德曼夫人! Mrs. Friedman!
我要杀了你!我要把你们都杀了! I'll kill you! I'll kill all of you!
大便。大便。胡安妮塔!胡安妮塔，快出来! Shit. Shit. Juanita! Juanita, get out here!
他们终于来了。 They finally come.
很高兴见到你。很高兴你能来。很高兴你能来。 Nice to see you. Nice of you to make it. Nice of you to come.
大家都去哪儿了?大家都去哪儿了? Where is everybody? Where is everybody?
嘿，没问题。我跟威特利谈过了，他马上就到。 Hey, no problem. I spoke to wheatly, and he'll be here in a minute.
嘿，我在和瑞德说话。 Hey, I was talking to red.
他挺弯的，伙计。他们在这里已经有21年了。 He's pretty bent, man. They've been here for about 21 years.
他说他在考虑搬去新泽西。 Said he's been thinking about moving to New Jersey.
你知道吗，这是比弗利山混蛋协会的赞美。 You know, this is compliments of the Beverly Hills asshole association.
今晚所有人都要来。所有的笨蛋今晚都会出现。 Everybody showing up tonight. All the flatheads forever are showing up tonight.
小麦。惠特利先生，很高兴你今晚能来。 Wheatly. Mr. Wheatly, nice of you to join us tonight.
你们还好吗?这是怎么呢 How you guys doing? What's going on?
嘿，维特利，你去哪儿了?我打败了一些人。 Hey, wheatly, where you been? I was kicking some ass.
你很厉害?他在拍马屁。 You were kicking ass? He was kissing ass.
听着，今晚我们所有的车都在这里。,只有一个除外。 Hey, listen, we got all our cars here tonight. Except one.
辛普森，你什么时候把你的铁路工作带来? Yeah, Simpson, when you gonna bring your rail job?
我是说，这是最后一晚了。 I mean, this is the last night.
你一直在说的那个会飞的紫色食人魔呢? Where is this flying purple people eater you keep talking about?
放松,放松。我得等我老爸睡着了，我才能把车开出来。 Relax, relax. I gotta wait till my old man goes to sleep so I can wheel it out.
也许你想让我跟着你回家。你知道吗，你可能有点紧张。 Maybe you want me to follow you home. You know, you might be a little bit nervous.
每个人都在表演。 Everybody is showing.
你知道，今晚街区里会有很多铅雪橇。 You know, there is gonna be a ton of lead sleds in the block tonight.
是啊，太好了。你知道吗?大家进来的时候都会以为我们是一群50年代的基佬。 Yeah, that's great. You know what? Everybody'll think we're a bunch of '50s queers when they come in here.
你弟弟的车你用了多久? Hey, how long you got your brother's car for?
想待多久就待多久。是的,当然。 For as long as I like. Yeah, sure.
嘿，新炸弹，我看到你弟弟了。他是个怪物。 Hey, newbomb, I saw your brother. He's a monster.
我看起来担心吗?我看起来担心吗? Do I look worried? Do I appear worried?
Bimbeau。Bimbeau。Bimbeau。 Bimbeau. Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
嘿,嘿。嘿,嘿。什么? Hey, hey. Hey, hey. What?
你觉得我留胡子会怎么样? How do you think I'd look in a mustache, huh?
你觉得我会比现在更帅吗? Think I'd be better-looking than I am already?
完美的。完美的混蛋。好…混蛋吗?好看。 Perfect. Perfect jerk. Good... jerk? Good-looking.
就像我们每晚抓的那些人一样。 Just like the guys we bust every night.
不，那很适合你。 No, that's perfect for you.
Jâ“阿拉伯的劳伦斯·劳伦斯j” Jâ Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia j"
jâ“他是个英国人他来和土耳其j'j战斗” jâ he's an English guy he came to fight the Turkish j'j'
好的，克拉克，就在那儿。这就是我说的。 okay, Clark, right there. That's what I'm talking about.
《阿拉伯的劳伦斯》没有歌词。 "Lawrence of Arabia" doesn't have any lyrics to it.
没有话可说。什么意思? Doesn't have any words. What do you mean?
它的音乐。它的音乐。 It's music. It's music.
这部电影我已经看了四遍了。没有话可说。 Hey, I've seen the movie four times. And there were no words to it.
无法用言语形容!你听到我之前说的话了吗? There are no words to that! Did you hear what I was saying earlier?
在某处，我知道有人，我想，为这首歌写了歌词。 Somewhere, I know that somebody, I think, wrote lyrics to this song.
胡说。没有词语。放屁吗? Horseshit. There are no words. Horseshit?
胡说。无法用言语形容。嘿,bimbeau。Bimbeau。Bimbeau。 Horseshit. There are no words to it. Hey, bimbeau. Bimbeau. Bimbeau.
去死吧，好吗? Kiss my ass. All right?
弄个假胡子，再划掉一个地方，那就是你的屁股了。 Do the fake mustache and Mark off another spot, and that'll be your ass.
你想让我在屁股上打个x吗?你可以通过这种方式找到它。 Hey, you want me to put an x on my ass? You can find it that way.
靠边停。我要去撒尿。你会吗?得了吧。 Pull over here. I gotta take a squirt. Will you? Give me a break.
嘿，这些家伙很幸运。我们把他们留在瓦茨。 Hey, these guys are lucky. We're leaving them in watts.
去年我们把他们留在了一个糟糕的社区。 Last year we left them in a bad neighborhood.
这些人是小混混。 These guys are punks.
当我加入骑士团时，我不得不爬上一根涂了油的杆子，他们在我屁股上放鸡蛋。 When I got into the knights, I had to climb a greased pole and they put eggs up my butt.
我知道。你应该受苦，知道吗? I know. You should suffer, you know?
走吧，伙计们。出去，出去，出去。 Let's go, guys. Out, out, out.
每个人都出去了。这是开始的时间。我们走吧。 Everybody out. It's initiation time. Let's go.
来吧，伙计。我们走吧。 Come on, man. Let's go.
这不是派对。你想要个派对?入会后再回来。 This is not a party. You want a party? Come back after initiation.
靠在车上。在视线之外。 Get against the car. Out of sight.
好吧，放下。什么? Okay, drop them. What?
把衣服脱了!地带,男人!我们走吧。 Get your clothes off! Strip, man! Let's go.
你们应该为成为骑士而自豪。别那样看我。 You should be proud to be knights. Don't give me that look.
你是幸运的。我们以前给新人涂上柏油和羽毛。你懂我的意思吗? You're lucky. We used to tar and feather the pledges. You know what I mean?
惠特利，你看。看起来像鸡鸡，只是小一点。 Wheatly, look at that. That looks like a penis, only smaller.
听着，到后面去。 Hey, listen, go in the back there.
把卡车的轮胎拿出来，把你的衣服放进去。 I want the tires out of the truck, I want your clothes in.
累坏了，我要把衣服放进去。我们要怎么处理这些轮胎? Tires out, I want the clothes in. What are we gonna do with the tires?
这是行动计划。 Here's the plan of action.
我想两点在塔比家看到你和轮胎。 I want to see you and the tires back at tubby's at 2:00.
如果你两点前还不回来，我就再也不要看到你回来了。 If you are not back by 2:00, I do not want to see you back at all.
因为下午2点，先生们，我希望你们能在收音机里听到你们向唱片店的dj传达的信息。 Because at 2:00, gentlemen, I expect to hear the dedication over the radio that you've delivered the message to the dj at the record store.
我们准备好了吗，先生们?准备好了吗?非常、非常、非常好。 Are we set there, gentlemen? Are we ready? Very, very, very good.
先生们，再见，祝你们好运。把这当做一次伟大的冒险。 Gentlemen, goodbye, good luck. And think of this as a great adventure.
-今天是万圣节，笨蛋。-走吧，找点乐子。 - It's Halloween, jackoff. - Let's go, let's have some fun.
脱掉你的短裤! Take off your shorts!
来吧。来吧，伙计。 Come on. Come on, man.
伙计们，小心一只患狂犬病的美洲狮! Hey, guys, watch out for a cougar with rabies!
你是说他们会让我们在瓦茨一丝不挂? You mean they're gonna leave us naked in watts?
唱片店在哪里? Where's the record store?
嘿，过来看看我，我今晚在瓦茨市中心的音乐城进行现场直播。 Hey, come on down and see me, I am broadcasting live from music city in the heart of watts tonight.
嘿，猜猜谁进来了。J博士的时间到了，好吧。 Hey, guess who's coming in now. It's time for Dr. J., all right.
山姆站起来给除了J博士还有谁让道。 Kbla and surf Sam getting up and making way for who else but Dr. J.
谢谢你，老兄，冲浪山姆。 Thank you, my man, surf Sam.
你好，J博士，1965年万圣节之夜。 Hey, Dr. J., kbla, Halloween night, 1965.
你听过的最时髦的。 The funkiest you have ever heard.
现在我要用《雪莉》来狠狠打击你。 And I'm gonna hit you hard with "Sherry" by the four seasons right now.
现在几点了?八百三十年。 What time is it? Eight-thirty.
也许小企鹅不会来了。嘿，你们，闭嘴! Maybe the chicks aren't coming. Hey, you guys, shut up!
这是我们的秘密地点。没有人知道这件事。 This is our secret spot. Nobody knows about it.
现在，你能别担心了吗?我们孤独。没人知道我们在这里。我告诉你。 Now, will you stop worrying? We're alone. Nobody knows we're here. I'm telling you.
真不敢相信我们要这么做。如果我爸发现我换了这套衣服，他会死的。他会死的。 I can't believe we're doing this. If my pop ever found out that I was changing into this outfit, he would just die. He would die.
我的上帝。我真不敢相信……别忘了脱下你的胸罩。你也一样。 My god. I can't believe... Don't forget to take your bra off. You too.
我读到一种新的胸部锻炼。真的吗?在哪里? I read about a new bust exercise. Really? Where?
在时尚杂志上。 In the vogue magazine.
尤其是来自欧洲的。我花了6美元买的。 Especially from Europe. I paid $6 for it.
感觉不错吧。终于自由了。 Ooh, does that feel good. Freedom at last.
你觉得我该穿胸罩吗?我可不想在车祸中没穿胸罩。 You think I should wear a bra? I'd hate to get caught without a bra in a car accident.
哦，这太令人兴奋了。 Oh, is this exciting.
我的裤子太紧了。脱掉你的内衣。 My pants are too tight. Take your underwear off.
你怎么了?在有人来之前快去换衣服。 What's wrong with you? Just hurry up and get changed before somebody does come.
我准备好了。来吧。我们得赶紧去动员会了。 I'm ready. Come on. We gotta hurry to the pep rally.
小心! Watch out!
我的天啊!你在那里做什么? Oh, my god! What are you doing there?
滚出去!你疯了吗?真不敢相信! Get out of here! What are you, crazy? I don't believe it!
滚出去!我受不了你，土耳其人! Get out of here! I can't stand you, turk!
你太不成熟了!你真是个笨蛋! You're so immature! You're such a putz!
嘿，那真是太好了。美女来了。起来，伙计!他来了，伙计。 Hey, that's real great. Here comes bimbeau. Get up, man! Here he comes, man.
我想跟你们这些混蛋说点事。 I wanna tell you buttholes something.
这太过分了。 This shit is way out of line.
你们这些松鼠最好嘴里有坚果，不然就滚到市中心去。 And you squirrels better have some nuts in your mouth, or you're going downtown.
这有什么区别? What the hell's the difference, huh?
我得有一份夜间工作，这样我白天就可以自由了。 I gotta have a nighttime job so I can be free during the day.
是啊，我差点忘了。你会成为一个著名的女演员。 Yeah, I almost forgot. You're gonna be a famous actress.
这就是让你生气的地方，不是吗?我可能会成为某个人。 That's what pisses you off, isn't it? That I might become somebody.
我觉得你现在是个大人物。 I think you're somebody right now.
哦，该死，拜托。 Oh, shit, come on.
听着，反正今晚我也得开始照看了。 Look, I gotta start looking after tonight anyway.
你知道吗，我觉得你是对的。你应该马上出去找份工作，这样你就不会饿死了。 You know, I think you're right. You should go out and find a job right away so you don't starve to death.
你想让我怎么做? What do you want me to do?
你一月份就要上大学了，你在史密提餐厅找了份兼职。 You're gonna start college in January, you got a part-time job here at smitty's.
正确的。嘿，你是个卡车司机又不是我的错。 Right. Hey, it's not my fault you're a carhop.
你以为我喜欢那些混蛋整晚都对我的老女人说俏皮话吗? Do you think I like all them jerks making wiseass cracks about my old lady all night?
你不喜欢吗?听着，我才是那个要忍受的人。 You don't like it? Look, I'm the one that's gotta put up with it.
听着，我得进去。 Look, I gotta get in there.
我晚点再打给你，好吗? I'll talk to you later, okay?
如果我不能早点下班，你会等我吗? If I can't get off early, are you gonna wait for me?
我得告诉瑞德。我不知道。 I gotta tell red. I don't know.
大便。 Shit.
那是詹姆斯·迪恩开的车。 Hey, that's the car James Dean drove, man.
Bitchen。他有两个。 Bitchen. He had two of these.
嘿，伙计，这些东西真的很好用。你可以把一个角落离谱。 Hey, man, these things handle real well. You can take a corner outrageous.
可能也会走海岸公路。 Probably gonna take the coast road up too.
曲线优美，美丽动人。 All curvy, beautiful.
这是57年的。 It's a '57.
试试把手，克拉克。 Try using the handle, Clark.
好了，开始吧。开始吧。 Okay, here we go. Here we go.
好的，维也纳炸肉排。嘿，嘿，只是个警察。 Okay, wiener schnitzels. Hey, hey, it's just a cop.
让我们把这些昂贵的缝纫机拿走! Let's get these overpriced sewing machines out of here!
只是个喜欢玩蛋的警察。那是什么，新炸弹? Just a cop that likes to bust balls. What's that, newbomb?
我说，你们要站得高。 I said, you guys stand tall.
我们站得很高。 We stand tall.
好吧……你也可以听。我想告诉你一件事。 Okay... you can listen too. I wanna tell you something.
如果今晚我闻到橡胶味…本尼迪克特峡谷，在附近的任何地方。 If I smell any rubber tonight... Benedict canyon, anywhere around there.
你的屁股是草，我是割草机。 Your ass is grass, and I'm the lawn mower.
明白了吗?你们这些小混混明白了吗?明白了吗，伙计们? You got it? You punks got it? You got that, boys?
他的屁股，好吗?是的，长官，是的，长官。 His ass. Okay? Yes, sir. Yes, officer.
我们走吧。移开! Let's go. Move it out!
来吧，走吧。走吧!走吧! Come on, go. Go! Go!
我要去撒尿。晚安，克拉克警官。 I gotta take a squirt. Good night, officer Clark.
晚安，割草机警官。-来吧。 - Good night, officer lawn mower. - Come on.
噢!噢! Ooh! Ooh!
来吧!就在这里! Come on! Right here!
嘿，布伦达，听着。嘿，我昨晚玩得很开心。 Hey, Brenda, listen. Hey, I enjoyed last night.
好神。 Good god.
不，没关系。我要一个大杯和一杯樱桃味可乐。 No, it's okay. I'll have a big one and a cherry coke.
来两大杯，两杯樱桃可乐。 Make it two big ones and two cherry cokes.
你想要大的吗?我有一个大的。 You want the big one? I've got the big one.
天啊，他太恶心了! Oh, god, he is so gross!
嘿，嘿，嘿，你们两个姑娘想刺激一下吗? Hey, hey, hey, you two girls want a thrill?
我一点也没注意。嘿，铁盒子，我在跟你和你女朋友说话。 I'm not paying any attention. Hey, iron box, I'm talking to you and your girlfriend.
很有趣。 Very funny.
你听过我翻唱的那首歌吗? Hey, have you ever heard my version of that song?
天啊，我们得离开这里。 Oh, my god, we have to get out of here.
为什么?他会把歌放屁的。 Why? He's gonna fart the song.
他要干什么?他要把歌放屁了。 He's gonna what? He's going to fart the song.
你会喜欢的。 You're gonna love it.
呆在那里。让我暖和一下。 Stay there. Let me warm up.
嘿，看，那辆红色躲闪车! Hey, look, there's that red dodge!
嗨,吉米。吉米，你说呢? hey, jimbo. What do you say, Jimmy?
吉米，那玩意有点冷还是怎么了? Hey, Jimmy, kind of cold on that thing or what?
比女巫的奶头还冷。 Colder than a witch's tit.
啊,嘿。在这里。这是什么? Ah, hey. Here. What's this?
继续，留着吧。你在公共汽车上需要一些阅读材料。我再拿一个。 Go on, keep it. You'll need something to read on the bus. I'll pick up another one.
吉米，你知道吗，我在想，如果你要出国，伙计，我会把那些杂志都收集起来，然后寄给你。 Jimmy, you know, I was thinking, if you have to go overseas, man, I'll collect all those magazines from the guys and I'll send them over to you.
谢谢。我从没想过这个。 Thanks. I never thought of that.
但我可能不会去越南了。他们只会派顾问过来。 But I probably won't be going over to Vietnam. The only people they're sending over is advisers.
我以为上个月迪迪迟到的时候，我就不去了。 Hey, I thought last month, when Dee Dee was late, I wouldn't be going.
他们不会带走带孩子的人。 They ain't taking anybody with babies.
这是一个艰难的突破。 That's a tough break.
你会得到一生难得的经历。 You're gonna get the experience of a lifetime.
我还记得我第一次见到你们俩的时候。你还记得吗? I remember the first time I ever saw you two guys. Do you remember that?
你把那辆轮胎爆了，链条断了，车把也弯了的自行车推到这里来。 You came rolling that bicycle in here with two flat tires and a broken chain and the bent handlebars.
我看着你说，把那东西拿走。我们修车。” I looked at you and said, "get that thing out of here. We fix cars."
是的，修车。30分钟后，车子修好了，我们就骑上了。 Yeah, fix cars. Thirty minutes later it was fixed, and we were riding it.
你知道吗，我简直不敢相信。 You know, I can't believe it, man.
你知道今年只有四个新人吗? You know there's only four pledges this year?
我记得我上初中的时候，每个人都想成为骑士。 I remember when I was in junior high school, everybody wanted to be a knight.
我只是不知道了，伙计。 I just don't know anymore, man.
一切都变了。记住这一点。 Everything changes. Remember that.
没有什么是一成不变的。 Nothing stays the same.
我明白了。 I got it.
听着，我跟你说，芭芭拉不出气，好吗? Look, I'm telling you, Barbara does not put out, okay?
她做的事情。她做的事情。不，她不喜欢。 She do. She do. No, she doesn't.
Shasananm.sha¬sananm。Shedo.shedo。 Shasananm.shâ¬sananm. Shedo.shedo.
矮子。 Shorty.
惠特利，那个女孩在看我。什么? Wheatly, that girl's looking at me. What?
那个女孩在看我。什么女孩? That girl right there is looking at me. What girl?
那个戴红围巾的女孩。她在打量我。 That girl right there with the red scarf. She's checking me out.
听着，她不是在打量你。她在看穿你来接近我。 Hey, look, she's not checking you out. She's looking through you to get to me.
伙计，她正看着我呢。在哪里? Uh-uh, man, she's looking right at me. Where?
戴着红围巾的那个。嘿，你在看他吗? Right there with the red scarf on. Hey, are you looking at him?
他以为你在看他。 He thinks you're looking at him.
伙计，你这个混蛋! Man, you asshole!
你给我搞砸了!我很抱歉。 You just blew it for me! I'm sorry.
我不相信你，威特利。有时候我真不敢相信你。 I can't believe you, wheatly. I can't believe you sometimes.
上帝!我很抱歉，好吗? God! I'm sorry, all right?
不要弯曲。最近怎么样? Don't get bent. How's it going?
嘿，看着车，好吗?你在说什么? Hey, watch the car, all right? What are you talking about?
听着，穆西，把头发剪了，好吗? Hey, listen, moosie, cut your hair, okay?
我现在要去练习了。 I gotta go practice now.
嘿，嘿，嘿，你喜欢美食。 Hey, hey, hey, you're into fine food.
当你让一头驴和一片百慕大洋葱杂交时，你会得到什么? What do you get when you cross a donkey with a slice of Bermuda onion?
我不知道。什么? I don't know. What?
一个让你热泪盈眶的屁股。 A piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.
你真无聊，土耳其人。你真无聊。 You're boring, turk. You're very boring.
这呆子吗?这个笨蛋好多了，对吧? This dork? This dork is better, right?
这个笨蛋，是吧?嗨,笨蛋。 This dork, huh? Hey, dork.
嘿，嘿，嘿。 Hey, hey, hey.
嘿，屁股呼吸。 Hey, butt breath.
我他妈怎么跟你说的，别在公共场合在人行道上冲浪? What the hell did I tell you about your sidewalk surfing in public?
你还记得那次对话吗? Do you remember that conversation?
嗯?我告诉过你在你的社区里挂十个。 Huh? I told you to hang ten in your neighborhood.
你口袋里有什么?一包烟。 What do you got in your pocket? A pack of cigarettes.
一包烟。你是未成年人。你拿他们做什么? Pack of cigarettes. You're a minor. What are you doing with them?
它们是给我妈妈的。给我。 They're for my mother. Give them here.
快点，把他们弄出来。 Come on, get them out.
为了他的母亲。为了你妈妈。 For his mother. For your mother.
你在骗我，孩子。你在对警察撒谎。 You're lying to me, kid. You're lying to a police officer.
你这个小混蛋。 You little son of a bitch.
记住我们说过不要在公共场合在人行道上冲浪，好吗? You just remember what we said about sidewalk surfing in public, all right?
现在，起飞。 Now, take off.
嘿，怎么了，小子?“冲浪城。” Hey, what's up, squirt? "Surf city."
海狸巡逻!海狸巡逻! Beaver patrol! Beaver patrol!
召唤所有的海狸! Calling all beavers!
黎明!嘿,黎明!你看到这些照片了吗? Dawn! Hey, dawn! You see these pictures?
黎明!我一直以为你天生金发。 Dawn! I always thought you were a natural blond.
闭嘴，你这个白痴!你白痴! Shut up, you idiot! You idiots!
你看过这些照片吗，黑鬼?黑鬼，你得看看她的照片。 Have you seen these pictures, dark? Dark, you gotta see these pictures of her.
你知道吗，这太愚蠢了，土耳其人! You know, that's so stupid, turk!
保留这些照片。我要真货。 Keep the pictures. I'll take the real thing.
嘿,黎明!大山雀! Hey, dawn! Great tits!
Newbomb，那是你哥哥的车。 Newbomb, that's your brother's car.
你把车停在消防栓旁边。 You parked next to a fire hydrant.
大不了的。这是万圣节。 Big deal. It's Halloween.
好的,很好。我们停车场见，好吗? Okay, fine. I'll see you guys in the parking lot, all right?
谢谢你！谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
谢谢大家。今晚的观众真漂亮。 Thank you all. It's a wonderful-looking crowd tonight.
我很高兴看到你们都出来支持我们。 I'm glad to see you all come out and support us this way.
我们会抓到那些黑豹的，不是吗? And we're gonna get those panthers, aren't we?
我很期待在今晚的舞会上见到你们大家，我现在要做的就是，去那边处理一些最后的细节 Well, I'm looking forward to seeing all of you over at the dance tonight, which is what I have to do right now, is go over and take care of some last-minute details over there
在内文斯先生的帮助下，我将把今晚的机会交给我丈夫杰克·弗里德曼先生， with the help of Mr. Nevans, so I'm gonna turn the evening over to my husband, Mr. Jack Friedman,
还有我们的好朋友威廉·索恩韦尔先生，我们都知道他是个多刺的人。 and our good friend Mr. William thornwell, who, of course, we all know as thorny.
那待会儿舞会上见吧。 So I'll see you over at the dance later.
非常感谢。这就是“多刺”索恩韦尔。 Thank you very much. This is "thorny" thornwell.
很高兴来到这里，这里正是我最初梦想成为你们9频道天气预报员的地方。 What a joy it is to be here at the very spot where I first dreamed of becoming your channel 9 weatherman.
今晚我有几件事要宣布。我们会有一些真正的款待。 I've got a few announcements to make this evening. We've got some real treats coming up.
嘿，你在干什么，伙计? Hey, what are you doing, man?
你看起来不错，菜鸟。也许你会有个约会对象。 You look good, newbomb. Maybe you'll get a date.
这是一种进步。 It's an improvement.
嘿，小红帽，想被大灰狼吃掉吗? Hey, riding hood, wanna be eaten by the big bad wolf?
去你妈的，菜鸟。 Fuck you, newbomb.
你告诉她了，不是吗?你告诉她了，不是吗? You told her, didn't you? You told her, didn't you?
你陷害了我，不是吗?我们没有陷害你。 You set me up, didn't you? We didn't set you up.
达力什么时候到? What time does Dudley get here?
别紧张，他几分钟后就到，好吗? Relax, he'll be here in a few minutes, okay?
母亲,请。是什么? Mother, please. What is it?
我必须练习。所以我才唱这首歌。 I have to practice that. That's why I'm singing it.
是的，但你的歌声和我的指法完全不相符。 Yes, but your singing in no way corresponds with my fingering.
哦,好吧。 Oh, well.
你会在集会上收到支票的。 Now, you'll receive the check at the rally.
我知道。他们只是想让你亲自过来说声“谢谢”。 I know. They just wanted you to come by and say "thank you" in person.
Iknomr aflerah, 500美元可以支付一年的学费。 Iknomr aflerah, $500 covers a full year's tuition.
妈妈，我知道! Mother, I know!
是的。现在我们要停下来吃点樱桃派。 Yes. Now we're gonna stop for a little cherry pie.
不。我不饿。 No. I'm not hungry.
是啊，你需要快速补充能量。 Yeah, well, you need a little quick energy.
妈妈，当我穿成这样时，他们总是在那家餐厅嘲笑我。 Mother, they always laugh at me at that restaurant when I'm dressed like this.
这太疯狂了。哦,妮娃。 This is so crazy. Oh, nevans.
现在我很荣幸地介绍比佛利山居民协会的总统一位伟大的美国人，杰克·弗里德曼。 And now it's my great pleasure to introduce the president of the Beverly Hills residents' association and a great American, Jack Friedman.
谢谢你，荆棘。那里的天气怎么样? Thank you, thorny. What's the weather like up there?
我相信我们今晚会玩得很开心的。 Well, I'm sure we're all gonna have a good time tonight.
我不会做什么长篇大论。我要去，呃… And I'm not going to make any long speeches. I'm just going to, uh...
好吧。 All right.
首先我要介绍一个由优秀的年轻人组成的组织。 I'm just going to start off by introducing a wonderful organization of fine young people.
贝弗利军乐队! The Beverly marching band!
把它举起来! Get it up!
拿起来!保安呢，该死的? Take it up! Where's the security, goddamn it?
做另一件事。另一件事呢? Do the other thing. The other thing?
你知道的。 You know.
到这里来。 Come here.
另一件事呢?是的。 The other thing? Yeah.
天,妮娃! Heavens, nevans!
弗里德曼夫人? Mrs. Friedman?
弗里德曼夫人。是你吗? Mrs. Friedman. Is that you?
你一个人在这里干什么? What are you doing here alone?
达力，我想了想。 I had some thinking to do, Dudley.
我很偶然地发现你一个人在这里，因为我想征求你的意见，我应该在才艺比赛中表演哪个魔术。 It's fortuitous that I found you here alone because I wanted to ask your advice on which magic trick I should do for the talent contest.
噢，达力，我不擅长判断魔术。 Oh, Dudley, I'm not a good judge of magic tricks.
我在想做我的大幻术，从空盒子里变出一只兔子。 I was thinking of doing my big illusion, producing a rabbit from an empty box.
咒语，就是这个。 Abracadabra, and here it is.
哦，这是一只可爱的小兔子。我叫他吱吱。 Oh, it's a cute little rabbit. I call him squeakums.
我想观众会觉得他很有趣。 I think the audience will find him amusing.
我想他们也会的。做那个魔术。 I think they will too. Do that trick.
或者我可以……他们在里面等你。 Or else I could do... They're waiting for you inside.
这叫做我的三球戏法。 This is called my three-ball trick.
你把这些球放在手指间，然后变魔术…哦!哦! You put these balls in between your fingers, and you make a magic... Oh! Oh!
我很抱歉。没关系。 I'm sorry. That's all right.
我去拿。他们在这下面的某个地方。 I'll get them. They're down here somewhere.
哦，非常感谢。 Oh, thank you very much.
弗里德曼夫人，这些是什么? Mrs. Friedman, what are these?
这些是你的吗，弗里德曼夫人?是的，这是我丈夫的裤子，我要把它们拿到洗衣店去洗。 Are these yours, Mrs. Friedman? Yes, they're my husband's pants, and I'm taking them to the cleaners.
幸运的是，我能感觉到口袋里有钱包和钥匙。 Then it's a lucky thing I dropped by because I can feel a wallet and keys in the pocket.
达力，请把裤子放下。是的,女士。 Dudley, put the pants down, please. Yes, ma'am.
是我做的吗?我很抱歉! Did I do that? I'm sorry!
达力，请离开! Dudley, please leave!
请离开!谢谢你！ Please just leave! Thank you!
喇叭卡住了。耶稣! The horn is stuck. Jesus!
狗娘养的。 The little son of a bitch.
不好意思，女士们，你们听说那个有五只鸡鸡的家伙了吗? Excuse me, ladies, did you hear about the guy with the five penises?
他的裤子非常合身。 His pants fit like a glove.
哦，你这个垃圾。恶心。 Oh, you piece of trash. Disgusting.
大笑话。大笑话。 Great joke. Great joke.
老兄，把那首歌开大点声。那是我最喜欢的歌。 Turn that song up, man. That's my favorite song.
等一下，伙计，等一下。 Wait a minute, man, wait a minute.
我要你们看着我，好吗?我看起来像谁? I want you guys to look at me, all right? Who do I look like?
我不知道。 I have no idea.
是吗?看着我，好吗? Yeah? Look at me, all right?
我沮丧。我看起来像谁? I'm depressed. Who do I look like?
你长得就像那个洗车行的混蛋。 You look like that asshole at the car wash.
你为什么不咬我的小弟弟?我看起来像詹姆斯·迪恩。我不? Why don't you bite my weenie, man? I look like James Dean. Don't I?
嘿，我要尿尿，好吗? Hey, I gotta take a leak, okay?
嘿，离车远点，小屁孩。 Hey, aim away from the car, weenie.
我谨代表我的父母，感谢比弗利山居民协会慷慨地授予我…… On behalf of my mother and my father, I'd like to thank the Beverly Hills residents' association for their generous award honoring my...
帮帮我!帮帮我!帮帮我! Help me! Help me! Help me!
放松。是我，是newbomb。没关系。一切都是极好的。 Relax. It's me, it's newbomb. It's okay. Everything's copasetic.
请把我的河豚给我好吗?把他的羽绒给他。 May I have my puffer, please? Give him his puffer.
把他的外套给我。谢谢你！ Give me his coat. Thank you.
请不要伤害我。我觉得我是个流血的人。 Please don't hurt me. I think I'm a bleeder.
妈妈!妈妈! Mama! Mama!
我不会告诉任何人的。别伤害我。 I won't tell anybody. Just don't hurt me.
-是我。是我。-真的。 - It's me. It's me. - It really is.
现在我想介绍三位漂亮的年轻女士。 I would like to introduce now three fine young ladies.
比佛利山庄的啦啦队，表演了"炫技" The Beverly Hills cheerleaders, with their rendition of "razzle dazzle."
你忘了你的否认 You forgot your undennead
你的内衣! your underwear!
没穿内衣。 No underwear on.
克拉克，这太好了。 Clark, this is so fine.
那是newbomb的车，对吧?是的。 That's newbomb's car, isn't it? Yeah.
那是消防栓，对吧?哦,是的。 And that's a fire hydrant, right? Oh, yeah.
这意味着这里所有的区域都是可以拖走的区域，对吧? So that means all this area here is a tow-away zone, right?
所有的一切。 All of it.
这是第三节车厢。 This is car three.
我们在比佛利高中门口发现了一辆拖车。 We've got a tow-away out here in front of the Beverly high school.
一辆65年的埃尔卡米诺，银灰色… A '65 El camino, silver-gray...
到底怎么回事? What the hell's going on?
我们需要一些帮助。我们都被鸡蛋袭击过。 We're gonna need some help here. We've both been assaulted by eggs.
Jâ ' '阿拉伯的劳伦斯·劳伦斯jâ ' ' Jâ Lawrence Lawrence of Arabia jâ
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好吧，我们今晚运气不太好，但有件事谁也不能毁了。 all right, we've had some bad luck this evening, but here's something that nobody can ruin.
这就是那位赢得我们500美元奖金的年轻人。 This is the young man who has won our $500 award.
他叫道格拉斯……达德利laywicker。 His name is Douglas... Dudley laywicker.
让他知道我们有多为他骄傲。让我们把他弄上来。 Let's show him how proud we are of him. Let's get him up here.
达力，我们非常……这是newbomb土耳其! Dudley, we're very... That's newbomb turk!
加油，newbomb，加油! Go, newbomb, go!
嘿，那不是达力!这是newbomb土耳其! Hey, that's not Dudley! That's newbomb turk!
哦，拜托!那是有趣的! Oh, come on! That's funny!
阻止他!阻止他，该死的!阻止他! Stop him! Stop him, goddamn it! Stop him!
把那个垃圾带出去。 Get that piece of crap out of here.
把它锁起来，好吗? Lock it up, will you?
军官!警官们，里面有个穿多莫制服的家伙到处放屁。 Officers! Officers, there's a guy in there in a major-domo outfit farting all over the place.
放屁。放屁吗? Farting. Farting?
是的,放屁。哦,基督。 Yes, farting. Oh, Christ.
放屁吗?什么意思?放屁。放屁。 Farting? What do you mean? Farting. Farting.
Newbomb，你能快点吗? Newbomb, would you hurry up!
来吧!怎么样?怎么样?怎么样? Come on! How'd it go? How'd it go? How'd it go?
我很棒。太棒了。嘿，那真是太好了。我们得走了。 I was great. It was just swell. Hey, that's really good. We gotta go.
警察把你哥哥的埃尔卡米诺拖走了。 The cops towed your brother's El camino away.
什么? !什么? !你能放松点吗? What?! What?! Would you relax?
什么?不!我死定了! What? No! I'm a dead man!
我命中注定的!不!不!不! I'm doomed! No! No! No!
我希望你满意了。 I hope you're satisfied.
就我而言，肯定不是。 I, for one, surely am not.
小混蛋没穿裤子。 Little ass-wipe doesn't have any pants on.
你好。我不知道你在想什么，但我很正常。 Hello. I don't know what you're thinking, but I'm perfectly normal.
我今天在停车场散步，阴影中发生了奇怪的事情。 I was walking down the parking lot today, and out of the shadows something strange happened.
我想我没看到他们的脸，但我想他们是去…你的朋克!你这个笨蛋! I don't think I saw their faces, but I think they were some people who went to... You punk! You stupid punk!
我真该把你揍个半死! I ought to beat the living crap out of you!
宾博，你在干什么? Bimbeau, what are you doing?
-这家伙在舞台上放屁。-给他空气。 - This guy farted all over the stage. - Give him air.
你是谁?学校摄影师，先生。 Who are you? School photographer, sir.
Bimbeau。这么说吧。 Bimbeau. Put that way.
这就是那个本该获得奖学金的年轻人。 This is the young man who was supposed to get the scholarship.
他不是你的人，中士。宾博，把它收起来! He's not your man, sergeant. Bimbeau, put it away!
我的羽绒服很臭。我的布莱恩。帅哥，把他的羽绒服给他。我的布莱恩。 My puffer m. Y uffe. My puffer. P r bimbeau, give him his puffer. My puffer.
我遇到了一点困难……扶他起来。 I'm having a little difficulty... Help him up.
哦,基督。哦,上帝。 Oh, Christ. Oh, god.
来吧。这些都很棒。 Come on. These are great.
现在我们不用裸体到处走了。 Now we don't have to walk around nude.
你听到那声音了吗? Did you hear that noise?
哦,耶! Oh, yeah!
那是一个老头在捅他的老婆。 That's some old man poking his old lady.
你确定吗?相信我，好吗? Are you sure? Take my word for it, okay?
大便。 Shit.
大便。该死的。 Shit. Goddamn it.
我希望青蛙快点。闭嘴，看着前面。 I wish froggie would hurry up. Shut up and watch the front.
哦,上帝。 Oh, god.
这是你的万圣节服装吗?是的,孩子。 That your Halloween costume? Yeah, kid.
那傻瓜没鸡巴，厄尔。 The fool ain't got no dick, earle.
滚开，孩子! Get out of here, kid!
嘿，看看我们。 Hey, check us out.
把这个穿上。太好了，你们这些混蛋。 Put this on. Great, you assholes.
你知道我们在哪里吗?我忘记了。 Do you know where we're at? I forgot.
妈的，玛莎!三k党就在窗外!拿我的枪! Oh, shit, Martha! The ku klux klan's outside the window! Get my gun!
把它脱下来!让我们离开这里! Take that off! Let's get out of here!
等一下，亲爱的! Wait a minute, honey!
唱得漂亮点。唱它。 Sing it pretty. Sing it.
说的是你，宝贝。 Talking about you, baby.
我们进不了那家唱片店就出不去。 We can't get out of here until we get in that record store.
他们只接受亲自的奉献。 They only take dedications in person.
嘿，伙计，我们有麻烦了。 Hey, man, we're up shit's creek.
我跟你说，我哥哥是骑士，我叔叔也是，我也要成为骑士。 I'm telling you, my brother was a knight, and my uncle was a knight, and I'm gonna be one too.
你为什么不用电话亭打给你表弟让我们离开这里呢? Why don't you use the phone booth and call your cousin to get us out of here?
什么，你脑子进水了吗?你走进电话亭，关上门，灯就亮了。 What, are you dense, man? You go in the phone booth, shut the door, the light goes on.
你觉得我会在万圣节之夜光着身子站在瓦茨镇吗?你需要做额叶切除术。 You think I'm gonna be standing out here naked in the middle of watts on Halloween night? You need a lobotomy.
我们最好做点什么，这是肯定的。 We'd better do something, that's for sure.
我们得去买衣服，去那家唱片店，做个献礼，然后两点回到塔比家。 We gotta get clothes, we gotta get into that record store, make a dedication, get back to tubby's at 2:00.
我们应该加入游泳队的。 We should've joined the swim team.
你有Dr. J.， ofay但是好吧，摩城再次袭击! You got Dr. J. , ofay but okay, as motown strikes again!
苏西。 Suzie.
你好。想喝一杯吗? Hi. Want a drink?
冷,是吧?是的。 Cold, huh? Yeah.
来个免费吻怎么样?这不会让你付出任何代价。 How about a free kiss? That never cost you anything.
哦，是的，他们做到了。我开始习惯了。 Oh, yes, they did. I started getting used to them.
这有点危险。 Gets kind of dangerous.
你想做什么? What do you wanna do?
我想变得富有和出名。我已经很好看了。 I wanna be rich and famous. I'm already good-looking.
这是你第一次喝啤酒吗?是的。我是一个廉价的高。 Is this your first beer? Yeah. I'm a cheap high.
我也是。 So am I.
你的计划是什么? So, what's your plan?
计划并不总是…苏西。 Plans don't always... Suzie.
你上面有命令。好的。 You got an order up there. Okay.
那么，你想做什么? So, what do you wanna do?
我不知道我想做什么。我只知道我不想做什么。 I don't know what I wanna do. I just know what I don't wanna do.
我是说，也许这就是我想要的，给我一点时间去想清楚。 I mean, maybe that's what I'm asking for, is just a little time to figure it out.
有个地方可以做，有人可以一起做。 A place to do it, somebody to do it with.
我在想威尼斯。 I was thinking about venice.
离海滩一个街区的一间小公寓。 A little apartment down there about a block from the beach.
你是想让我为了一些白日梦就这么离开。 You're asking me to just walk away from it for some pipe dream.
白日梦吗?这简直是白日做梦。告诉我什么是表演。 Pipe dream? Talk about a pipe dream. Tell me what acting is.
你明天想和我一起去海滩吗? Hey, you wanna go to the beach with me tomorrow?
杜克，你知道我明早有试镜。 Duke, you know I have my screen test in the morning.
是的。我忘记了。 Yeah. I forgot.
看，就是这样。你在那里，而我在这里。我们在两个不同的地方。 See, that's what it is. You're there, and I'm here. We're in two different places.
那你明天就去把他们征服吧。 Well, you just go in there tomorrow and knock them dead.
你为什么要这么讽刺我?你就不能给我点支持吗? Why do you have to be so sarcastic? Can't you give me a little support?
Suzie，请接电话! Suzie, pickup, please!
嘿，新炸弹来了。他回家拿了他的运饼车。 Hey, there's newbomb. He went home and got his pie wagon.
先生们，我来了。你可以开始了。 Gentlemen, I am here. You can start.
你认识芭芭拉吗?你是对的。她确实在约会。 You know that chick Barbara? You're right. She does put out.
嘿，你们要菜单吗? Hey, you guys want a menu?
除非你在上面。除非你在上面。 Only if you're on it. Only if you're on it.
嘿，新炸弹，你哥哥在外面。 Hey, newbomb, your brother's out front.
什么?大便。 What? Shit.
待在这里。你没看见我。 Stay here. You didn't see me.
你从没见过我。我都不认识你。 You never saw me. I don't even know you.
你不了解我。你从来不了解我。你永远不会了解我。 You don't know me. You never knew me. You never will know me.
我不想打你。为什么?试着打我。 I don't wanna hit you. Why? Try and hit me.
你好吗?嘿，你看到newbomb了吗? How you doing? Hey, you seen newbomb?
妈妈说他拿走了我的埃尔卡米诺。不，我没见过他。 Mom said he had my El camino. No, I haven't seen him.
如果他搞砸了我的埃尔卡米诺，我发誓我会勒死他。 If he messes up my El camino, I swear I'm gonna strangle his ass.
我会告诉他你在找他。是的。 I'll tell him you're looking for him. Yeah.
-你看到我的埃尔卡米诺了吗?-不，我没有。 - Hey, have you seen my El camino? - No, I haven't.
这是他的派车。他在哪里? This is his pie wagon. Where is he?
他和辛普森在做辛普森的铁路工作。 Uh, him and Simpson are working on Simpson's rail job.
哦,好的。 Oh, okay.
嘿,土耳其人。 Hey, turk.
你的车看起来真差劲。 Your car looks really bitchen.
听着，你要是看到他，就告诉他我要揍扁他。 Hey, listen, you see him, you tell him I'm gonna nail his butt.
明白了吗?是的。是的。 You got that? Yeah. Yeah.
放松点。好吧。 Take it easy. All right.
待会儿见。真是个贱人车。 See you guys later. Really bitchen car.
嘿，新炸弹，他走了。 Hey, newbomb, he's gone.
嘿，新炸弹，那是你哥哥。 Hey, newbomb, that was your brother.
他会揍扁你的，他在找你。 He's gonna kick your ass. He's looking for you.
他在找我?他在找我? He's looking for me? He's looking for me?
那个女人在找我? That pussy's looking for me?
你来上发条。 You do the windup.
你觉得昨晚滚石乐队怎么样? What'd you think about the rolling stones last night?
他们太脏了。 They were so dirty.
我是说，那家伙的牙齿。你看到他们了吗? I mean, that guy's teeth. Did you see them?
他的皮肤比那还要糟糕。但那是首很棒的歌。 His skin was even worse than that. But it was a great song.
很棒的歌。 Great song.
该死的机器。他们从不工作。我们到底在这里做什么? Goddamn these machines. They never work. What are we doing here anyway?
我们在这里做什么?我们正在寻找可爱的男孩。 What are we doing here? We are looking for cute guys.
可爱吗?就像那个新炸弹土耳其人?我打赌那很可爱。 Cute? Like that newbomb turk? I bet that's cute.
你能想象要吻那张脸吗? Can you imagine having to kiss that face?
你看到莎莉在那边的雷腿了吗? Did you see thunder thighs over there with Sally?
真是个荡妇。 What a slut.
说到荡妇，你听说简·弗里德曼了吗? Speaking of sluts, did you hear about Jean Friedman?
什么?她在提华纳做了人流。 What? She had an abortion in Tijuana.
这并不让我感到惊讶。我听说她让半个足球队的人都淋病了。 That doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.
他们打得就像上周一样。 They played like they still had it last week too.
嘿，这是布伦达和雪莉·温特劳布，铁盒子双胞胎，从塔比汽车影院的女洗手间来到现场。 Hey, that was Brenda and Shirley weintraub, the iron box twins, coming to you live from the ladies' room here at tubby's drive-in.
你混蛋!你笨蛋! You asshole! You schmuck!
性交马车!它来了!马车来了! Nookie wagon! Here it comes! Here comes the nookie wagon!
你们还好吗，伙计?发生什么事情了? How you guys doing, man? What's happening?
不多，不多。她挨饿。 Not much, not much. She's starving.
准备好点菜了吗?是的。 Ready to order? Yes.
我们要三个汉堡和三份洋葱圈。 We want three hamburgers and three orders of onion rings.
我还要一杯香草奶昔。我还要一杯可乐。 And I want a vanilla shake. And I want a coke.
明白了。谢谢你！ Got it. Thank you.
你在干什么，伙计?并不多。在海滩上闲逛。 What are you doing, man? Not much. Hanging out at the beach.
听说了塔比的事。我想我们应该过来看看。 Heard about tubby's and everything. Thought we'd come check it out.
我要一个大的!我受够了那些烂玩意，伙计! I want a big one! I'm so sick and tired of those shitty ding-dongs, man!
我知道，你得戒掉冲浪食物了。它会让你完蛋的。 I know, you gotta lay off that surfer food. It'll do you in.
嘿，你应该谈谈。 Hey, you should talk.
嘿，你们为什么不找个时间去海滩玩玩呢?我让你看看老板的时间。 Hey, why don't you guys come down to the beach sometime? I'll show you a boss time.
不,谢谢。把头埋在一堆海藻里可不是我想要的时光。 No, thanks. Sticking my head in a bunch of seaweed is not my idea of a bitchen time.
找个时间试试。可能对你有好处。 Try it sometime. Might do you some good.
嘿，这是简，这是猎豹。 Hey, this is Jane, and this is cheetah.
等一下。你是简，你是猎豹。 Wait a second. You're Jane, you're cheetah.
他们叫什么名字? And what are their names?
的眼睛。嘿，闭嘴，伙计。 Eyes off. Hey, dummy up, man.
我叫newbomb turk。 And my name is newbomb turk.
嘿,土耳其人!你好吗，伙计? Hey, turk! How you doing, man?
好,好。好的。 Good, good. Okay.
嘿，duker和Jimmy shine在哪里? Hey, where's the duker and Jimmy shine?
-谁知道呢?谁在乎呢?-你的双门跑车呢? - Who knows? Who cares? - Where's your deuce coupe?
在老人的店里，都被盖住了。我在考虑卖了它。 It's at the old man's shop, all covered up. I'm thinking about selling it.
对什么?你已经研究了三年了。 What for? You've been working on it for about three years.
但我一直在海滩上闲逛，住在这个胡迪身上。 But I've just been hanging out at the beach, crashing in this Woody.
-你是做什么赚钱的?-老男人照顾我。 - What do you do for money? - Old man takes care of me.
他会给我所有我想要的钱只要我离那房子远点。 He's giving me all the money I want so long as I stay away from the house.
他认为我去那里会造成更大的伤害。 He thinks I do more damage if I show up there.
什么? What?
需要钳子吗? Need a pair of pliers for those?
我的衬衫被它缠住了。 Just got my damn shirt caught in it.
铅笔鸡巴，几点了? Hey, pencil dick, what time is it?
该吃饭了! Time to eat!
好的。好吧。 Okay. All right.
中国土匪，2点钟方向! Chinese bandits, 2 o'clock!
弹得不错，伙计。 Bounces pretty good, pal.
杜克可能被那些杏仁眼的家伙打败了，但我要回家找我的铁路工作，我要离开他们……我支持你，伙计。你知道那辆车的威力。 Duke might've got whupped by them almond-eyes guys, but I'm going home to get my rail job, and I'm gonna leave them... I'm with you, man. You know the power of that car.
那些中国混蛋。他们悄悄靠近你。 Those Chinese assholes. They sneak up on you.
反正那条眼镜蛇也不是狗屎。嘿，他得了第二名。 That cobra ain't shit anyway. Hey, he came in second.
“但他得了第二名。”哈!非常感谢。 "But he came in second." Ha! Thanks a lot.
看来你们今晚玩得很开心啊? I see you guys are having a good time tonight, huh?
以后会好很多的。 And it's gonna get a lot better later.
好了，混蛋，把这个黄色的破玩意拉到角落里。明白了吗? Okay, asshole, pull this yellow piece of shit around the corner here. You got me?
听到了吗?移动它。 Hear that? Move it.
现在，混蛋。 Right now, asshole.
克拉克警官，你是迷路了还是怎么了? Hey, officer Clark, are you lost or something?
Bitchen。帮我个忙。 Bitchen. Do me a favor.
吉米·夏恩明天就要去越南了，而你却担心海滩太恶心了。 Jimmy shine's going off to Vietnam tomorrow, and you're worried about the beach is bitchen.
谁拿到汉堡了?我买了一个汉堡。 Who's got the burger? I got a burger.
你在干什么，新炸弹? What are you doing, newbomb?
让你的…我只是在买汉堡。 Get your... I was just getting some burger.
你去吃汉堡了，是吧? Oh, you were getting some burger, huh?
你要来点奶昔配汉堡吗? Well, you want a little shake to go along with your burger?
嘿，小心点，伙计! Hey, watch out, man!
你知道吗?我觉得那些家伙不让我们参加舞会真是太蠢了。 You know what? I think the guys are weenies for not letting us in the dance.
但我不在乎，伙计。我不想去那个愚蠢的舞会。 But I could care less, man. I didn't want to go to that stupid dance.
我觉得跳舞是同志的事。 I think dancing's for queers anyway.
这首歌太贱了。看看这首歌。 This song is bitchen. Check this song out.
听着，我告诉你，伙计。骑士们不会解散的，好吗。 Look, I'm telling you, man. The knights are not breaking up, all right.
假设吉米没从越南回来。 Suppose Jimmy shine doesn't come back from Vietnam.
伙计，别担心吉米·小光。 Oh, man, don't worry about Jimmy shine.
甚至都没有发生战争。他要去接受培训。 There's not even a war going on. He's going over for training.
杜克大学呢?杜克能照顾好自己。 What about Duke? Duke can take care of himself.
还有矮个子，伙计。小矮子要上大学了。 And shorty, man. Shorty's going to college.
听着，别担心小矮子。我们要团结一致，好吗? Look, don't worry about shorty. We're gonna stick together, all right?
你可以和我一起巡航，伙计。好吧? You can cruise with me, man. All right?
别担心。我会照顾你的。 Don't worry about it. I'll take care of you.
来吧，伙计。我们把这些东西拿出去吧。 Come on, man. Let's get this stuff out of here, you know.
这里面有什么?他们这里有潘趣酒。 What do they have in this? They got the punch in here.
先生们，你们是宴会承办人吗?是的。 Gentlemen, are you from the caterers? Yeah.
你当然是。这是潘趣酒吗? Of course you are. Is that the punch?
Uha啊。 Uhâhuh.
哦，不，不。请把它放下。你要走很长的路。走捷径。横穿草坪。 Oh, no, no. Please put it down. You're going the long way. Take the shortcut. Cut right across the lawn.
穿过草坪穿过漂亮的芙蓉花。 Go right across the lawn through the nice hibiscus.
我觉得园丁周一早上会不高兴的。 I don't think the gardener's gonna like that come Monday morning.
周一早上他们要重新布置。那里有一座新图书馆。 They're gonna re-landscape Monday morning. They're having a new library there.
新炸弹土耳其纪念图书馆。 The newbomb turk memorial library.
Newbomb土耳其人。你一定听说过他。 Newbomb turk. You've heard of him.
哦，是的，我认识那个人。 Oh, yeah, I know that guy.
你听说过他吗?是的,当然。 You heard of him? Yeah, sure.
我向你保证，一切正常。你可以把潘趣酒留在这儿。 I assure you, there's nothing wrong. You can leave the punch here.
哦,男孩!侍者。孩子，孩子，孩子。把这一拳打下去。 Uh, garcon! Garcon. Boy, boy, boy. Take this punch down there.
处理这件事是我们的荣幸。发生任何事，告诉他们我的名字。 It'll be our pleasure to take care of this. Anything happens, give them my name.
没关系。好吧。祝你玩得愉快。 It's okay. Fine. Have a nice time.
非常感谢你对我的照顾。我的荣幸，我的荣幸。 Thanks a lot for taking care of things. My pleasure, my pleasure.
来，来，来。 Come on, come on, come on.
来吧。这是给塔比的。 Come on. This one is for tubby's.
先生们，让我们喝点潘趣酒。 Gentlemen, let's spike the punch.
嘿，我能帮你吗? Hey, can I help you?
这是贝弗利山居民协会的重拳。 This is the punch for the Beverly hills residents' association.
的名字吗?没有名字。穿孔。 Name? No name. Just punch.
别喝潘趣酒。 Don't drink the punch.
嘿，别喝潘趣酒。 Hey, don't drink the punch.
伙计，别喝潘趣酒。 Don't drink the punch, man.
你这个小混蛋。 You little son of a bitch.
你渴了吗?为什么不来点潘趣酒? Hey, you thirsty? Why don't you have some punch?
远离潘趣酒。 Stay away from the punch.
再来点吗?不用了，谢谢，很好。 Like some more? No, thanks, it's fine.
不给糖就捣蛋。 Well, trick or treat.
你已经是一种享受了。 You're already a treat.
你已经是个骗子了。 You're already a trick.
这个味道不对。是的，很好。 This doesn't taste right. Yeah, it's good.
不，这不对。 No, it's not right.
我的鸡巴在潘趣酒里! My dick is in the punch!
我以前也尝过这种味道。我觉得味道不错。 I've had this taste in my mouth before. It tastes all right to me.
是的，是的，是的。嗨,你好。 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hi, hi.
小混蛋。我就不理他们了。 Little bastards. I'm just gonna ignore them.
我没有注意到它们。外面有个年轻人。 I'm not paying attention to them. There's a young man out there.
我的迪克!我的迪克! My dick! My dick!
我相信他在找一个叫迪克的人。 I believe he's looking for somebody called dick.
这里有鸡巴吗? Is there a dick here?
我知道了，内文斯。这是飙升。他们在潘趣酒里加了烈酒。 I've got it, nevans. It's spiked. They've spiked the punch.
荆棘，叫那些警官来。 Thorny, get those officers.
我知道这种味道。 Now, I know this taste.
是的，是的，是的。我的迪克。 Yeah, yeah, yeah. My dick.
有什么问题吗，女士? What seems to be the problem, ma'am?
警官，尝尝这个。这味道。 Officer, taste this. Taste this.
告诉我你的想法。 Tell me what you think.
里面确实有个小王。好,虽然。 Does have a little wang in it. Good, though.
原谅我。介意我再来点吗? Excuse me. Mind if I have some more?
不，不，求你了。谢谢你！ No, no, please. Thank you.
帮助你自己。来吧，内文斯。 Help yourself. Come on, nevans.
试着在那里吃块水果。 Try and get a piece of fruit there.
你一定要非常小心，达力。 You've gotta be very careful, Dudley.
你被盯上了。我会没事的。 You're a marked man. I'll be fine.
他们嫉妒你。 They're envious of you.
我该玩哪个把戏呢?他们都很好。 Which trick should I do? They're all so good.
好吧，坚持你的音乐，亲爱的。 Well, stick to your music, dear.
看着路。 Watch the road.
才艺比赛结束后，我要你马上回家。 After the talent contest, I want you to go right home.
我把你放在后门。 I'm gonna drop you at the rear entrance.
还有更多的原子能，"在午夜时分" With more atomic power, "in the midnight hour."
伙计，在这里建图书馆真是太有趣了。 Man, this sure is a funny place to build a library.
是的。Newbomb土耳其人。 Yeah. Newbomb turk.
你知道吗?我想我以前听说过那个人。 You know what? I think I heard of that guy before.
他跟比弗利山庄的什么事有关系，伙计。是的。 He had something to do with something in Beverly Hills or something, man. Yeah.
也许是他出钱建图书馆的。 Maybe he's the one giving the money to build the library.
是的，你可能是对的。等等，伙计。别喝那么多啤酒。 Yeah, you're probably right. Hold it, man. Don't drink all that beer.
我掩护你。来吧。我们该怎么办? I got you covered. Just come on. What should we do?
把卡车开过去。我想今晚就回家。 Just drive the truck through here. I would like to get home tonight.
好吧，这里什么都没有。 Well, here goes nothing.
那那那辆车! That... that... that car!
我告诉过你别进来!你害死了我的花! I told you not to come in here! You killed my flowers!
停车场的那个人叫我们下来。 That man in the parking lot told us to come down here.
那个让人建纪念图书馆的人。 The man that's having the memorial library built.
哦,不!那边那个有钱人。 Oh, no! That rich guy over there.
这是谁干的?告诉我们关于新炸弹土耳其的事。 Who did this? Told us about newbomb turk.
Newbomb土耳其人干的! Newbomb turk did this!
我知道!Newbomb，那个混蛋! I know! Newbomb, that asshole!
哦,达德利。 Oh, Dudley.
达力，过来。我们想给你看样东西。 Dudley, come here. We want to show you something.
达力，过来。 Dudley, come over here.
来吧。 Come on.
达德利，我给你看点东西。 Dudley, I want to show you something.
过来，达力。我想给你看样东西。到这里来。 Come here, Dudley. I want to show you something. Come here.
达德利。 Dudley, look.
达力，你没事吧? Dudley, are you okay?
哦,是的。哦,很好。 Oh, yes. Oh, good.
会没事的。 It's gonna be all right.
Newbomb，又是你吗? Newbomb, is that you again?
是的,达德利。对不起。任何个人。 Yeah, Dudley. Sorry. Nothing personal.
我想我明白了。 I understand, I think.
请小心斗篷。我会的。 Please be careful with the cape. I will.
-是租的。-喝杯啤酒，伙计。 - It's rented. - Have a beer, buddy.
我希望你赢得比赛。 I hope you win the contest.
谢谢，笨蛋，你真好。小心你的头，再见。 Thanks, dud, that's sweet. Watch your head, bye.
干得好，女士们。 Well done, ladies.
嗯,我…嘿，嘿，嘿。 Uh-uh, I... hey, hey, hey.
你能做到的。 You can do it.
我能做到。 I can do it.
我的孩子。 My boy.
喂?一个,两个? Hello? One, two?
你听说简·弗里德曼的事了吗? Did you hear about Jean Friedman?
她在提华纳做了人流。 She had an abortion in Tijuana.
他们在说我女儿! They're talking about my daughter!
我并不惊讶。我听说她让半个足球队的人都淋病了。 I'm not surprised. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.
他们上个星期也是这样打的。 They were playing like it last week too.
这是布伦达和雪莉·温特劳布，铁盒子双胞胎，在这个万圣节之夜，从塔比汽车影院的女洗手间来到你的现场。 That was Brenda and Shirley weintraub, the iron box twins, coming to you live from the ladies' room at tubby's drive-in this Halloween night.
但我不戴眼镜和羽绒服就没法工作。 But I cannot function without my glasses or my puffer.
达德利，你能不能放轻松，待在原地? Dudley, would you just relax and stay put?
我过几分钟就带着我的铁路工作回来。 I'll be back in a few minutes with my rail job.
别忘了我。我不会忘记你的。 Don't forget me. I won't forget you.
待在原地别动。因为我有点害怕。 Just stay put. Because I'm a little scared.
没什么好怕的。留在原地。 There's nothing to be scared of. Stay put.
所以让我们欢迎，请，嗯…他是一只奇妙的独臂……独臂小提琴手。 So let's welcome, please, um... He's a wonderful one-armed... Uh, one-armed violinist.
萨沙先生…哒……萨莎·达宾斯基先生，独臂小提琴手。让我们欢迎他。 Mr. Sasha du... da... Mr. Sasha dabinsky, the one-armed violinist. Let's welcome him.
我想那一定是……嗯…独臂小提琴手。 I presume that must be... Well... the one-armed violinist.
这是不可能的!他用他的鸡巴抓住了它! It's impossible! He grabbed it with his dick!
停止鼓掌!停止鼓掌! Stop applauding! Stop applauding!
停止鼓掌! Stop applauding!
取笑残疾人……原谅我。 Making fun of handicapped people... Excuse me.
在我看来，取笑残疾人不是玩笑。 Making fun of handicapped people is not my idea of a joke.
也许有人会笑，但我告诉你，我们可以战斗。 There may be people laughing, but I'm telling you, we can fight.
他们现在可能还在笑，但等明天早上我们开始拆除比弗利山庄的社会弊病时，他们就会笑得前仰后仰了! They may be laughing now, but they'll be laughing out the other side of their faces in the morning when we start tearing down that social disease of Beverly Hills!
塔比餐厅要被拆了!他用他的鸡巴抓住了它! Tubby's is gonna be torn down! He grabbed it with his dick!
对不起，先生。 I beg your pardon, sir.
我想念你的大别克。 I miss your big buick.
哦，太好了。这里。 Oh, that's great. Here.
哦，我喜欢。 Oh, I love it.
天啊，你感觉棒极了。不过别把我的头发弄乱了。 God, you feel great. Don't mess my hair up, though.
亲爱的，我没碰你的头发。 Honey, I didn't touch your hair.
哦,狗屎。喂? Oh, shit. Hello?
你好。哦,你好。对不起，我迷路了。你能告诉我去舞会的路吗? Hello. Oh, hello. Excuse me, I'm lost. Could you show me the way to the dance?
就在那边。是的，在那边。 It's way over there. Yes, over that way.
弗里德曼夫人?弗里德曼夫人! Mrs. Friedman? Mrs. Friedman!
-把我的衣服拿来。-哦，该死。 - Get my clothes. - Oh, shit.
看。我们都穿着内衣。 Look. We're all in our underwear.
你知道，我是个好女孩。我在我们高中的名声最好。 You know, I'm a real nice girl. I've got the best reputation in our high school.
我听说了你的名声。 I heard about your reputation.
迈克，我做不到。 Mike, I can't do it.
-没关系。-你这样是不会怀孕的。 - That's all right. - You can't get pregnant this way.
-我不是那种女孩。-你不会怀孕的。 - I'm not that type of girl. - You can't get pregnant.
——好的。好的。-就在那儿。 - Okay. Okay. - Right there.
-怎么了?这是怎么回事?——快!快! - How's that? How's that? - Faster! Faster!
哦,上帝!它被拉链卡住了! Oh, god! It's caught in the zipper!
不!离开! No! Get away!
哦，别碰它!别碰它!让它下去! Oh, don't touch it! Don't touch it! Let it go down!
我得等等。不，我得等消肿了才行! I gotta wait. No, I just gotta wait till the swelling goes down!
黑鬼，你就像个死笨蛋。我是说，这是个派对。 Dark, you are like a dead putz. I mean, this is a party.
我们应该玩得开心，听音乐，吃熏牛肉。你怎么了? We're supposed to have fun, music, pastrami. What's wrong with you?
特克，过来。现在，他碰巧非常搞笑。 Turk, come over here. Now, he happens to be very hysterically funny.
我把他和史蒂夫和伊迪放在一起。 I put him right up there with Steve and eydie.
他小指上的天赋比你整个小指上的还多。 He has more talent in his little pinkie than you have in your whole pinkie.
你为什么不去吹呢?我是说，你让我恶心。 Why don't you just go blow? I mean, you make me nauseous.
高中女生。我早该知道的。 High school girls. I should have known better.
Humpf。 Humpf.
你的品味无可挑剔。 You know, you have impeccable taste.
听着，我要在家里办个派对。嗯…你想带我去吗? Listen, I'm having a party at my house. Uh... You wanna take me?
去送馅饼的车。 To the pie wagon.
j博士在1965年一个美丽的万圣节之夜，和j博士在电话里! Dr. J. On a beautiful Halloween night, 1965, with Dr. J. On the burner!
走了。走了。好的。 Go. Go. Okay.
哦,土耳其人。土耳其人。 Oh, turk. Turk.
哦,土耳其人。特克，我准备好了。 Oh, turk. Turk, I'm ready.
过来，土耳其人。 Come here, turk.
就像电影里演的一样。 This is just like in the movies.
我用的是我妈妈的麝香香水。 Oh, I'm wearing my mother's musk-scent perfume.
哦,土耳其人。土耳其人，回来。 Oh, turk. Turk, come back here.
来吧，在我失去感觉之前，土耳其人。 Come on, before I lose the feeling, turk.
土耳其人，来吧。 Turk, come on.
土耳其人?土耳其人? Turk? Turk?
来吧，土耳其人。回来。 Come on, turk. Come back here.
来吧。嗯…来吧，土耳其人。什么? Come on. Um... Come on, turk. What?
什么?这是不对的。 What? It's not right.
这是不对的。哪里不对? It's not right. What's not right?
心情不好。什么意思? The mood's not right. What do you mean?
什么意思?我很有心情!我准备好了。我热。我准备好了。 What do you mean? I'm in the mood! I'm ready. I'm hot. I'm ready to go.
来吧!我又热又烦!你在开玩笑吗? Come on! I'm all hot and bothered! Are you kidding me?
土耳其人!你来了吗? Turk! Did you come?
土耳其人。土耳其人。 Turk. Turk.
什么?你来了吗? What? Did you come?
一点。一个小? A little. A little?
什么意思?你要么来，要么没来! What do you mean? Either you came or you didn't!
你到底来没来?我来了。 Did you come or not? I came.
我的天啊。我太尴尬了。我来了。我来了。 Oh, my god. I'm so embarrassed. I came. I came.
把我的衬衫还给我。我的天啊!你来!我简直不敢相信! Give me my shirt back. Oh, my god! You came! I can't believe it!
你太不成熟了。我不是不成熟! You are so immature. I am not immature!
我来了。它会发生。很抱歉发生了这样的事。 I came. It happens. I'm sorry it happened.
发生在谁身上?这都是非常私人的。 Who does it happen to? It's all very personal.
我很高兴我来了。你知道吗?我很高兴我来了。真的。 I'm glad I came. You know that? I'm glad I came. I really am.
天啊，你真了不起! God, are you something!
这是未来的引擎。 This is the engine of the future.
在一辆大众汽车里。 In a vw.
有趣。 Funny.
全国只有六个。 There's only six of those in the country.
但纳德会阻止这一切的。不会再有了。 Yeah, but nader's gonna stop all this. There won't be no more.
是的，恐怕你是对的。 Yeah, I'm afraid you're right.
如果是莎伦，告诉她我走了。 If that's Sharon, tell her I've gone.
-伙计们，我们改天晚上再谈吧-去死吧。 - Guys, let's do this another night. - Kiss my ass.
他已经走了。 He's already gone.
你确定你想看这个? You sure you wanna see this?
什么，你疯了吗?来吧。 What, are you crazy? Come on.
我们开始吧。 Let's do it.
这尿是黄色的吗? Is this piss yellow?
那是托尼·南希黄色的。 That's Tony Nancy yellow.
吉米，看这个。 Hey, Jimmy, check this out.
拉兹今天来这里把这东西擦掉了。 Laz was over here today rubbing this thing out.
他的背走了，ai进来完成了。 His back went, and ai came in and finished it.
嘿，他干得不错。 Hey, he did a good job.
唷。男人。嘿，这曲子是谁调的? Phew. Man. Hey, who put the tune on it?
——惨败。-天啊，它跑得真快。 - Fiasco. - Boy, does it run sweet.
托尼，那另一件事呢? Tony, what about that other thing?
还有什么事? What other thing?
你知道的。的东西。 You know. The thing.
嘿，怎么回事? Hey, what's the deal?
这是送别礼物，吉姆，是骑士们和店里的人送的，他们都凑钱了。 It's a little going-away present, Jim, from the knights and the guys here at the shop, they all chipped in.
朱尼尔放进去了。 Junior put it in.
在头条新闻之前，这就是我。kbla新闻，由未来之车，studebaker提供。 Ahead of the headlines, this is the I am. Edition of kbla news, presented by the car of the future, studebaker.
加油！加油把轮胎装进车里，我们走吧，兄弟。 Come on, come on. Let's get those tires in the Van and let's split, brother.
我们两点前回不去了，伙计。算了吧。 We'll never get back by 2, man. Forget it.
该死，看看你的车。我的轮胎呢? Damn, look at your car. Where the hell are my tires?
让他们! Get them!
为什么这些唱摇滚的人要戴那种眼镜? Why do these guys singing rock 'n' roll have to wear those kind of glasses?
天啊，回纽约生活一定很奇怪。 God, it's gonna be weird living back in New York.
怎么了，苏西?杜克把你逼疯了? What's wrong, Suzie? Duke getting you crazy?
我不知道。 I don't know.
他不带你去舞会了吗? He go to the dance without you?
我想是的。事情就是这样。 I guess so. That's the way it goes.
是的。等我打烊喝啤酒的时候他可能会回来。 Yeah. He'll probably be back later when I close the place and have a beer.
这家伙对你很苛刻啊? Guy's being tough on you, huh?
明天什么时候试镜? What time's the screen test tomorrow?
七。 Seven.
别让它困扰你。明天要乖一点。 Don't let it bother you. Be good tomorrow.
谢谢。 Thanks.
嘿，吉米，你明天什么时候走? Hey, Jimmy, what time do you have to leave tomorrow?
我6点要起床。 I gotta be up at 6.
迪迪在等我。我得过去。 Dee Dee's waiting for me. I gotta get over there.
她做了烤肉。我们要喝瓶香槟。 She's cooked a roast. We're gonna drink a bottle of champagne.
我们要去圣莫尼卡码头看日出。 We'll go to Santa Monica pier and watch the sun come up.
我觉得这听起来挺浪漫的。 Hey, that sounds like pretty romantic stuff to me.
我记得有一次，我在冲绳。 Hey, I remember one time, I was in okinawa.
我和一个叫油脂的朋友…最好的机修工。 Me and this buddy of mine named grease... Best damn mechanic ieverseen.
总之，我和小胖子把这个霹雳引擎从板条箱里拿出来，改装了那个狗娘养的把它装进了一辆小吉普车里。 Anyway, me and grease took this thunderbolt engine out of a crate, modified that son of a bitch and put it in a little Jeep.
我是说，那天他们在游行。 I mean, they was having a parade that day.
我是说，麦克阿瑟和他的手下都在那里。 I mean, MacArthur and his whole hot-damn staff were there, man.
总之，我和这家伙上了吉普车，从游行队伍旁边飞驰而过。哦，靠，伙计。 Anyway, me and this grease got in that Jeep and we blew by that parade. Oh, shit, man.
时速肯定有150英里。宪兵还在找我们。 It must've been 150 miles an hour. Mps are still looking for us.
他们找到了吉普车。他们只怀疑是我们。 They found the Jeep. They only suspected it was us.
油脂怎么了? What happened to grease?
那个狗娘养的喝醉了，开着指挥车撞进了弹药库整件事都搞砸了，他们什么都没发现。 That son of a bitch got drunk and drove a command car into an ammo dump and the whole thing went up, and they never did find nothing.
战争很有趣，对吧? War's funny, huh?
嘿,听。我有话要说。嗯… Hey, listen. I wanna say something. Um...
如果我不在的时候发生了什么事…我不知道，什么都行。 If something happens to me while I'm gone... I don't know, anything.
我不希望这辆车…迪迪不知道该怎么办，而且…我想把车开到俱乐部去。你知道的，所有的男人。 I don't want that the car should... Well, Dee Dee wouldn't know what to do with it and... I want the car should go to the club. You know, all the guys.
见鬼，那可是个大问题。 Hell, that was the big one.
越南完全不是这样。 Vietnam's nothing like that.
我知道，我知道，我只是说，以防万一。 I know, I know, I know, but I'm just saying, just in case.
听着，不会有事的。我们去喝点啤酒吧。 Hey, listen, nothing's gonna happen. Let's get some beers.
这位是J. On kbla博士，做辣酱的老板。我要告诉你一件事。 This is Dr. J. On kbla, the boss with the hot sauce. I'm gonna tell you something.
这是恋人的专属。 This is for lovers only.
这是给穆赫兰道所有人的。 This is for everybody up on Mulholland drive.
我想让你帮我个忙。 I want you to do me a favor.
我要你一只手放在收音机上另一只手放在你觉得应该放的地方。 I want you to put one hand on the radio and the other hand wherever you feel it should be.
而这正是你在1965年万圣节之夜要我做的事。 And that's exactly where you're putting me on Halloween night, 1965.
仅限情侣使用。 For lovers only.
我们再也回不去了。 We'll never make it back.
已经1点多了。 It's after 1:00.
嘿，你好吗? Hey, how you doing?
看看他们能不能帮我们。 See if they'll help us.
约翰逊夫人，你好吗?也许这些人会帮我们。 How you doing, Mrs. Johnson? Maybe these guys will help us.
嘿，我们去问问他们。 Hey, let's ask them.
嘿，发生什么事了?我们需要你们帮个忙。 Hey, what's going on? We need you guys to do us a favor.
我们想加入比弗利山庄的汽车团伙。 We're trying to get into this car gang in Beverly Hills.
他们把我们丢在这里，拿走了我们的衣服，还留了四个备胎。 They dropped us here, took our clothes and left us four spare tires.
我们得在两点前赶到好莱坞。这是一个入会仪式。 We gotta get to Hollywood by 2:00. It's an initiation.
但我们需要唱片店的音乐节目主持人的献词。 But we need a dedication in that record store from the disc jockey.
你们得帮我们个忙，来个献词。 You guys gotta do us a big favor and make a dedication.
——好的。你想要什么?-这首歌是《热浪》。 - Okay. What you want? - The song is "heat wave."
必须在两点前开始，如果可以的话，试着让他说"任何来塔比酒吧的人"之类的话 Gotta get it on by 2:00, and if you can, try to get him to say something like, "to anyone who ever cruises tubby's."
正确的。肥胖的,嗯? Right. Tubby's, huh?
塔比家，好吗?"在塔比餐厅巡航"好吗? Tubby's, all right? "Cruises tubby's," all right?
-我哥哥威利。这里有最好的。-我们得走了。 - My brother Willy t. Here has the best. - We kind of gotta go.
如果你在附近，过来吃熏鲑鱼和百吉饼。 If you're ever in the neighborhood, come on over for lox and bagels.
你们以前抽过这玩意吗? You cats smoke any of this shit before?
是啊，我们经常抽那种东西。 Oh, yeah, we smoke that stuff all the time.
看看这个，伙计。 Check this out, man.
这样你的裙子就有褶边了。你会喜欢的。 That'll put a hem in your dress. You'll love it.
这是一个杀手。 It is a killer.
-憋住，好吗?-憋住。 - Hold it in, right? - Hold it in.
这是致命的，不是吗? It's a killer, isn't it?
给我来一口，伙计。 Give me a hit of that, man.
从沙漠到大海，如此饱满。 From the desert to the sea, so fully.
请让我抱着你。不，我很好。 Please let me hold you. No, I'm all right.
不，你不是。你需要的是洗个热桑拿和按摩。 No, you're not. What you need is a good hot sauna and a massage.
也许你是对的。 Yeah, maybe you're right.
你不生气了吗?不。不，我很好。 And you're not mad no more? No. No, I'm all right.
再打来关于骑士的电话，你就去绞肉机。 One more call about those knights, your ass is in the meat grinder.
听着，我不知道你整晚都在做什么，但明天你会被副队盯上的。 Listen, I don't know what you've been doing all night, but you're gonna have the lieutenant all over your butts tomorrow.
赛前动员会上发生了一起绑架案。 There was a kidnapping at the pep rally.
有人在演出时间在体育馆放屁。 And somebody farted their way around the gym at show time.
然后你们俩就袭击了一个优等生。 Then you two end up assaulting an honor student.
然后乡村俱乐部舞会的草坪也被毁了。 Then the lawn over at the country club dance was torn up.
有人在茶点里撒了尿，还在广播里放了下流的录音。 Somebody urinated in the refreshments, played a lewd recording over the pa.
然后有人上台把他的手指伸出来代替他的老二什么的。 Then somebody went on-stage and stuck his finger out in place of his dick or something.
我从没见过谁像你们俩今晚这么醉醺醺的。现在，醒醒! I've never seen anybody as asleep at the wheel as you two have been tonight. Now, wake up!
明白了吗? You get it?
嘿，新炸弹，你的埃尔卡米诺呢? Hey, newbomb, where's your El camino?
混蛋。那家伙真是个混蛋。 Asshole. That guy is such an asshole.
你说什么? What the hell did you say?
你说什么?! What the hell did you say?!
我说:“好冷。呵。真正的寒冷。” I said, "it's cold. Brrr. Real cold."
那个混蛋。 That son of a bitch.
他通常现在去厕所。Igotanidea。 He usually goes to the can about now. Igotanidea.
我有个主意。我要抓住这个混蛋。 I got an idea. I'm gonna get this asshole.
矮子!我一定会抓住这个混蛋的。 Shorty! I'll really get this asshole.
泰山。泰山，过来一下。 Tarzan. Tarzan, come here for a second.
听着，去头部。拿一卷卫生纸。把它全部塞进去。 Listen, go to the head. Take a roll of toilet paper. Shove it all the way in.
把它塞起来。我不希望发生任何事情。 Stuff it up. I don't want anything coming up.
你有螺丝刀吗?明白了吗?是的，我知道了。 You got your screwdriver? Got it? Yeah, I got it.
去厄尔兄弟家买个土豆，没剥皮的土豆。 Go to brother earle's and get a potato, an unpeeled potato.
嘿，笨蛋，到那边去! Hey, dumb-ass, get over there!
搞什么鬼…?我想要一块薯条。 What the hell...? I want to get a chip.
你把我搞得一团糟。 You got this crap all over me.
你要薯条吗?这是该死的筹码。 You want a chip? Here's a damn chip.
嘿，铁盒子! Hey, iron box!
你不觉得我留胡子很好看吗? Don't you think I'd look good in a mustache?
是的。你会比漂亮还好看。 Yeah. You'd look better than good.
你看起来会很完美，就像一匹完美的马屁股。 You'd look perfect, like a perfect horse's ass.
你只是嫉妒，仅此而已。 You're just jealous, that's all.
我要去嘘嘘。 I'm gonna go take a whiz.
记得洗手，好吗? Just make sure you wash your hands, all right?
别摔门，好吗?你要把我的牛奶弄洒了。 Just don't slam the door, okay? You're gonna spill my milk.
克拉克… Clark...
哦,狗屎! Oh, shit!
天呐 Holy shit.
快点，快点。快点! Come on, hurry. Hurry!
这是给塔比的。 This one's for tubby's.
“你的埃尔卡米诺在哪儿?”你的埃尔卡米诺车呢?” "Where's your El camino? Where's your El camino?"
官bimbeau ! Officer bimbeau!
哦!哦……哦,狗屎!嘿,克拉克! Oh! Oh... Oh, shit! Hey, Clark!
克拉克! Clark!
嘿! Hey!
克拉克!克拉克! Clark! Clark!
——Bimbeau ?Bimbeau !-克拉克，快点! - Bimbeau? Bimbeau! - Clark, come on!
我在这里!这是怎么呢什么? I'm in here! What's going on? What?
我被锁在这里了! I'm locked in here!
好的。好吧。退后，婊子! Okay. All right. Get back, bimbeau!
克拉克!克拉克! Clark! Clark!
克拉克!你混蛋! Clark! You asshole!
克拉克!上去吧。 Clark! Get up there.
你怎么了?你到底在做什么? What's the matter with you? What the hell were you doing?
我得去拿我的鞋!穿上你的鞋! I gotta get my shoe! Get your shoe!
看我的新鞋! Look at my new shoes!
你看起来棒极了。 You look wonderful.
这很有趣。那真的很有趣。 That was funny. That was real funny.
太棒了。只是…太棒了。 It was wonderful. It was just... It was great.
的帮助!的帮助!的帮助! Help! Help! Help!
回来!让他透透气! Get back! Give him air!
闭嘴!闭嘴!这家伙喝醉了! Shut up! Shut your mouth! This punk is drunk!
把你的屁股抬起来!他没醉。 Get your ass up! He's not drunk.
他是优等生。他癫痫发作了! He's the honor student. He's having an epileptic fit!
做点什么!一个合适的吗?往他嘴里放点东西。 Do something! A fit? Put something in his mouth.
他会吞下自己的舌头。把警棍塞进他嘴里。 He'd swallow his tongue. Shove the nightstick in his mouth.
不!不!不! No! No! No!
不!不!不!我很好。我很好。 No! No! No! I'm fine. I'm all right.
他的!真是个奇迹! He's up! It's a miracle!
你的灯。你的灯。你没开灯。你的灯。你的灯。 Your lights. Your lights. You didn't turn on your lights. Your lights. Your lights.
看看你做了什么。看看你做了什么。 Now look what you did. Look what you did.
什么?你到底在说什么? What? What in the hell are you talking...?
你为什么坐在副驾驶座上?我不开车。你。 Why are you riding shotgun for? I'm not driving. You are.
你去后座上睡觉。 You go to sleep in the back seat.
你应该小心点的!让我来开! You're supposed to be watching out! Let me drive!
把他吹走。 Blow him away.
走吧! Go!
干得好，小屁孩! Way to go, weenie!
嘿。 Hey.
在我回家之前处理好这件事，好吗? Take care of this until I get back home, okay?
给我吗?这是你应得的。 For me? Well, you earned it.
穿上吧，伙计。谢谢你,小伙子。 Put it on, man. Thanks, man.
那我们留在瓦茨的预备会员呢? What about the pledges we left in watts?
那些人呢?他们在哪里? What about those guys? Where are they?
现在是凌晨两点。也许我们应该去找他们。 It's 2:00 in the morning. Maybe we should go get them.
等待。我们…? Wait. We're...?
我们要在凌晨两点去瓦茨吗? We're going to go to watts at 2:00 in the morning?
我们走吧。 Let's go.
啊，管他呢。嘿,大家好!啤酒是免费的! Ah, what the hell. Hey, everybody! Beer's on the house!
他们要怎么做，关闭我们吗，史密提? What are they gonna do, close us down, smitty?
舞会怎么样? How was the dance?
我不知道。我没有去。 I don't know. I didn't go.
你去哪儿了? Where you been?
在那里。 Out there.
怎么样?没关系。 How was it? It's okay.
别把我拒之门外。 Don't shut me out.
嘿，你知道，我可以处理砸了试镜… Hey, you know, I can handle blowing the screen test...
只要我不跟你搞砸就行。 As long as I don't blow it with you.
我得说我当时在场。 I just gotta say I was there.
我只是请求你给我一次失败的机会。 I'm just asking you for a chance to fail.
听……我不怕你失败。 Listen... I'm not afraid of you failing.
但是,呃…我想我真正害怕的是，就算你做到了，我也配不上你。 But, uh... I guess what I'm really afraid of is, if you make it, I won't be good enough for you.
我爱你。 I love you.
水晶，宝贝，还有“上城”。 Crystals, baby, and "uptown."
我是你哥哥j博士，在kbla，接近凌晨2点。小时。 This is your brother Dr. J. On kbla, approaching the 2 am. Hour.
j博士，怎么了? Dr. J. What's happening?
我是June bug, Willy t.你好吗? This is June bug, Willy t. How you doing?
嘿,男人。有什么事吗? Hey, man. What's up?
我们得到了这个奉献。街角有几个新人…在这里吗?是的。在这里。 We got this dedication. Some pledges on the corner... Right here? Yeah. Right there.
他们想在广播里播这个?是的。 They want this on the radio? Yeah.
你说对了。他们是为一个汽车俱乐部申请的。 You got it. They requested it for a car club.
好吧,好吧。我会处理的。 Okay, okay. I'm gonna take care of it.
威尔希尔大道那边有个地方。每个人都知道。 There's a place over there on Wilshire boulevard. Everybody knows it.
那叫塔比免下车餐厅。你知道吗?今晚是最后一晚了。 It's called tubby's drive-in. And you know what? Tonight is the last night it's gonna be around.
他们正在拆除它。你能相信吗? They're busting it down. Can you believe it?
这是请求。外面有一群人，他们有个汽车俱乐部。 Here's the request. There's a group of guys out there, they got a car club.
他们差不多拥有这个地方。 They more or less own the place.
它叫做好莱坞骑士。 And it's called the Hollywood knights.
今晚他们请了一群新人来这里，在收音机上提出要求，就在这里，凌晨两点整，这就是我要为他们做的。 Tonight they had a bunch of pledges come down here to get a request on the radio, right here, at exactly 2 am, and that's what I'm gonna do for them.
在这个1965年的万圣节之夜，我想不出比玛莎和vandellas谈论“热浪”更好的方式来结束这个节目了。 I can't think of a better way to end this show on this Halloween night, 1965, than with Martha & the vandellas talking about "heat wave."
听着，那些小杂种成功了。 Look, the little sons of bitches made it.
去你妈的。 Kiss my ass.
春天见。 See you in spring.
照顾好我老婆，好吗? Look out after my old lady, huh?
听着，我在做正确的事。 Listen, I'm doing the right thing.
小心点，嗯? Be careful, huh?
照顾好自己。别忘了写信。 Take care of yourself. Don't forget to write.
你没事吧?是的。 You all right? Yeah.
我有点害怕。见鬼，谁不是呢? I'm a little scared. Hell, who isn't?
你就像我的父亲一样。 You've been like a dad to me.
嘿，听着，我不希望你在吉普上飙车。 Hey, listen, I don't want you hot-rodding any jeeps.
那是狄迪。 That's Dee Dee.
我得走了。 I gotta go.
当心 Take care.
嘿，我会把那些杂志寄给你。 Hey, I'll send you those magazines.
嘿,小麦。 Hey, wheatly.
万圣节的结束。 Halloween's over.
你为什么不把面具摘下来?什么? Why don't you take off the mask? What?
你为什么不咬我的小弟弟，笨蛋? Why don't you bite my weenie, chump?
我不知道会发生什么。很快我就要去上大学了。 I don't know what's gonna be. Soon I'll be going away to college.
我可能再也见不到你了。 I'll probably never see you again.
你要去加州大学洛杉矶分校了。 Hey, you're going to ucla.
喂?你好吗,妈妈? Hello? Hello, mother?
这是达德利。达德利! This is Dudley. Dudley!
妈妈，我打电话是想告诉你，我今晚会很晚才回来。 Mother, I'm calling to inform you that I'm going to be out rather late tonight.
你不在床上，明白吗?事实上，我可能根本不在家。 You're not in bed, clear? In fact, I might not be home at all.
妈妈，今晚我和一位小姐有约。 Mother, I have an assignation with a young lady tonight.
我要去探索我的男子气概的界限。 I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood.
我明白了，亲爱的。妈妈，我要上床了。 I see, dear. Mother, I'm going to get laid.
你要迟到一会儿了。 You're going to be a little late.
没迟到，妈妈。铺设。L-a-i-d。 Not late, mother. Laid. L-a-i-d.
动词“lay”的过去分词。我要上某人了。 The past participle of the verb "to lay." I'm going to screw someone.
现在我要找出原因。 Now I've got to find out how.
原谅我。亲爱的，你还好吗? Excuse me. Honey, are you okay?
我有点胃灼热。 I got a little heartburn.
我觉得有人在那杯潘趣酒里放了东西。 You know, I think that somebody did put something in that punch.
里面有东西。是的，我认为你是对的。 There was something in it. Yeah, I think you're right.
现在我自己也觉得有点可笑。那种味道不断出现。 Now I feel a little funny myself. That taste keeps coming up.
走吧，帅哥。 Let's go, pretty boy.
我想我们终于摆脱那些小讨厌鬼了。 I guess we finally got rid of those little pissants.
你的赌注。我们今晚真的把他们打得落花流水。 You bet. We really whupped their ass tonight.
Bimbeau ! Bimbeau!
去他的屁股吧! Kiss his ass!
胡说! Bullshit!
看出来。 Look out.
没关系。没关系。 It's okay. It's okay.
亲爱的，我在这里感觉不安全。 Honey, I don't feel safe here.
你丈夫就在那房子里。在这里。 Your husband is right in that house. Right there.
别担心。他烂醉如泥。他昏过去了。 Don't worry about a thing. He's dead drunk. He's passed out.
只有地震才能把他唤醒。别担心他。 It'd take an earthquake to wake him up. Don't worry about him.
不要担心任何事情。我不是。 Don't worry about anything. I'm not.
别担心。我都不在乎了。 Don't worry. I don't even care anymore.
-摇滚!-摇滚! - Rock 'n' roll! - Rock 'n' roll!
滚出去!它可能会爆炸! Get out! It might explode!
那个狗娘养的打了这个狗娘养的。 That son of a bitch hit this son of a bitch.
克拉克!你应该坐在副驾驶座的! Clark! You're supposed to be riding shotgun!
你应该照顾我的!我看! You're supposed to look out for me! I'm looking!
杰奎琳?鲍勃吗?杰克……亲爱的，刚才发生了一件最奇怪的事! Jacqueline? Bob? Jack... Honey, the strangest thing just happened!
我们在聊天，然后…他们把我的裤子弄掉了，然后…我现在就去找警察…-我们只是…-我们在车里聊天 We were talking and... They knocked my pants off, and... I'm going for the police now and... - We were just... - We were talking in the car.
别光站在那儿!做点什么! Don't just stand there! Do something!
我真不敢相信今晚发生在我身上的事。 I can't believe that this shit has happened to me tonight.
弗里德曼夫人! Mrs. Friedman!
你混蛋! You assholes!